She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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