I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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