I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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