Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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