you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
