i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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