So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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