How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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