Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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