Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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