new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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