I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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