The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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