i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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