It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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