If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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