Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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