I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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