i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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