For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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