what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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