She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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