oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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