Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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