I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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