one two three fourrrrnication!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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