Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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