i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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