I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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