No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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