GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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