i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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