i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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