their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
