My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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