break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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