I think I died a long time ago.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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