I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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