Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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