This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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