i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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