For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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