I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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