I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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