Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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