Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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