new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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