Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she told me i tasted like america
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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