I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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