"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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