I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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