her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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