Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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