I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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