anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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