I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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